Coder Zero

My encounters with the handiwork of the world's original software developer.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

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Encountered a bug where if a user uploads a photo, and then rotates the photo, and then rotates the photo again, the second rotation produce...
Thursday, March 26, 2015

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While removing Internet Explorer 7 and 8 hacks from our codebase, I encountered the following comments: - DIE IE7 DIE DIE DIE - without t...
Thursday, July 17, 2014

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Found the following in a unit test: private static final String HDP_MESSAGES = "0000000000000000000000000000"; When I added a ...
Tuesday, June 17, 2014

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Found some interesting code comments today: try { params.put("bed", propertyInfo.getAttributes().getBedrooms().toString()); } ...
Friday, May 30, 2014

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Encountered some technical documentation that instructed to change a property value in a file. To find the property, it instructed to look f...
Monday, April 28, 2014

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Had to follow a chain of eight files across three different repositories to change a static word on a webpage.
Friday, April 11, 2014

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Somebody thought pt, il, ntfc, grpd, bfc, hs, hd, nt, ur, pd, lb, ds, op, so, st, blb, bfe, bbs, vs, ut, cy, and et were good variable names...
Thursday, January 23, 2014

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Found the following code comment today: "There is so much duplication in this code with other files in the mobile directory that it h...
Friday, December 20, 2013

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While investigating a bug, I discovered that the problem was caused by tightly coupled code under assumptions that no longer hold. When I fo...
Saturday, December 14, 2013

Who is Coder Zero?

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In pretty much every software company, there is an existing codebase. And the daily job of the programmers in these companies is to build up...
Friday, December 13, 2013

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After another day under the stranglehold of my nemesis, I cannot help but wonder, "Who is Coder Zero?"
Thursday, December 12, 2013

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Once again, Coder Zero's presence was felt throughout the day, like a thorn in my side.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013

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Today was another uphill battle with Coder Zero.
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